Skinny jeans have ruined everything.
I don’t look good in skinny jeans. In fact, I think very few people do. I’m skinny, so you’d think I would look good in them, right? Wrong.
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So I give up. Until fashion changes, I’m going to look like a dowdy old crone with skinny calves and big thighs and a dumpy butt. I guess I’m just going to have to get used to it.
Oh man, I know how you feel! Ugh, I hate buying jeans because they never seem to be cut right. Too high waisted, too tight around the thighs, too long, too skinny… ugh.
So now I wear tights and skirts all the time. Take that jean industry!
