Reality Show Ideas for Sarah Palin

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Should McCain lose, Gods of the Great White North forbid, I’d like to keep Sarah Palin around. Therefore, I have several reality television program ideas I’d like to see happen.

Baked in Alaska

Show focusing on Palin’s preparation for life as a grandmother for the baby Bristol’s got in her lady oven. Giving insight into the “random word in the dictionary” method she uses to name her children and trips to the store where she gets all those marvelous felt coats. And, hey, maybe even a live birth?

Great State of Alaska: Adventures with Sarah Palin and Holly Madison

Exploring the state no one really cares about unless they’re going to start tearing up elk mating grounds for pointless oil drilling, America’s most only famous Alaskans visit the inbred populations of their great state and go hunting and grizzly watchin’, all the while exchanging, um… What’s the opposite of “witty banter”? Words? Whatever, E! would pick it up for at least two seasons.

Bringin’Um to Ya

A Nancy Grace-like political program on Fox News where Gov. Palin brings you some down-to-earth commentary on the daily news… Unless it involves foreign affairs or the economy… Or reading.