Representative Steven C. LaTourette, Republican of Ohio

(via House Approves $15 Billion Jobs Measure - NYTimes.com)

He continued with:

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like jobs, Dems, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not make jobs here or there.
I do not like jobs anywhere!